Top Ten

Top Ten things I do as a parent that make me a little less sane each day:

10. Wiping up bodily fluids. Whether it is tee-tee, boogies, poop, puke, spit up, drool. You name it I am wiping it or covered in it.

9. The fact that I now say things like tee-tee, boogies, poopers, and lovies. I speak a new language only other moms understand.

8. That whenever I leave the house I have to remember at least 50 things to take so that my kids are content and happy wherever we are going.

7. That I am no longer able to carry a regular size purse...it is luggage.

6. That I hear the phrase "ummmm mommy, mommy, mommy, mooooomy!" about

2, 348, 029 times a day. One is not even speaking yet.

5. That vacations are no longer vacations. It means because we are in a hotel room or a new place, neither kid is going to sleep well and I will have a tiny little foot imprint in my back the next day. Leaving home overnight is really just not an option right now.

4. That I find myself singing and listening to songs that will make your brain explode if listened to for long periods of time.

3. That I have lost control of my car radio, television, computer, i-Phone etc. I officially have nothing that belongs to me.

2. That I now make at least 2 meals a night because I have a very picky eater. This is my official public apology to every parent I ever nannied for when I thought, "just make him eat it." Ha ha how silly of me.

1. That every time I see a new little baby I think for a second, "awww I want another one someday". Pure insanity.

I love you my little rugrats!!!